last weeknight as a freshman in college oh yeah baby i’m hot

last weeknight as a freshman in college oh yeah baby i’m hot

“I don’t care, I love it”

“I don’t care, I love it”

Are you out there? I can’t hear you. Do you hear me?

Are you out there? I can’t hear you. Do you hear me?

oh look guys it’s me

oh look guys it’s me

accidental take. say hello to muh new spring do

accidental take. say hello to muh new spring do

it’s the weekend

it’s the weekend

Got with the times and had my eyebrows done for the first time. Matched with a great haircut by my girl Krystal. I like how I’m shaping up nowadays. Looks wise and life wise.

Got with the times and had my eyebrows done for the first time. Matched with a great haircut by my girl Krystal. I like how I’m shaping up nowadays. Looks wise and life wise.

I’ve been feeling really poopy lately. After doing a lot of thinking, I’ve realized that I’m the only person who can change the way I feel. Life is often about perspective. Learning to look at things for what they can be instead of what they are is a part of learning to be happy. Not to be all shitty and made of corn, but these lyrics just resonate with me.

The times you don’t wanna wake up. Cause in your sleep it’s never over when you give up. The sun is always gonna rise up. You need to get up, gotta keep your head up. Look at the people all around you. The way you feel is something everybody goes through. Dark out, but you still gotta light up. You need to wake up, gotta keep your face up.

Just a little bit of motivational crap, kittens. I’m coming up off the ground and I definitely won’t be looking down.

I’ve been feeling really poopy lately. After doing a lot of thinking, I’ve realized that I’m the only person who can change the way I feel. Life is often about perspective. Learning to look at things for what they can be instead of what they are is a part of learning to be happy. Not to be all shitty and made of corn, but these lyrics just resonate with me.

The times you don’t wanna wake up. Cause in your sleep it’s never over when you give up. The sun is always gonna rise up. You need to get up, gotta keep your head up. Look at the people all around you. The way you feel is something everybody goes through. Dark out, but you still gotta light up. You need to wake up, gotta keep your face up.

Just a little bit of motivational crap, kittens. I’m coming up off the ground and I definitely won’t be looking down.

i’m getting fatter and uglier every day
someone help

i’m getting fatter and uglier every day

someone help

but like i’m pretty

uncle troy duh bomb.com

uncle troy duh bomb.com

Pardon the douchey nature of this picture but I love when people are surprised by what’s hiding under my shirt. This one’s for the roommate. Enjoy this filtered selfie and hopefully it makes you vomit ♥

Pardon the douchey nature of this picture but I love when people are surprised by what’s hiding under my shirt. This one’s for the roommate. Enjoy this filtered selfie and hopefully it makes you vomit ♥

douche

douche

here’s that shit fake smile that my bestfriend always rags on
CHEES3

here’s that shit fake smile that my bestfriend always rags on

CHEES3


Here it is: a response to a few of your questions. I apologize for the horrible quality. This is the first video I’ve made with my new mac so please be gentle with criticisms about my use of iMovie, facial expressions, and the ability to count to three.